british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THOSE BEARS OH MY GOD I LOVED THOSE
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
losing everything but weight
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
at least she real with it.
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN