destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish)

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You know I’m old in some ways. In others, well, I’m just a little girl. I like sunshine and pretty things and cheerfulness and I dread responsibility.
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

(Source: quotes-shape-us)

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat)

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
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    walkergordons:

    I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

    if you change your mind

    I’m the first in the line

    (Source: gentlekieren)

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